Wilson Mizner Quotes

- Notable Wilson Mizner Quotes Index -

Born: May 19, 1876, Benicia, California, USA
Birth Country: USA
Died: Los Angeles, California, USA, April 3, 1933
Occupation: Author

1.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
- Wilson Mizner

2.
Art is science made clear.
- Wilson Mizner

3.
Failure has gone to his head.
- Wilson Mizner

4.
God help those who do not help themselves.
- Wilson Mizner

5.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
- Wilson Mizner

6.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
- Wilson Mizner

7.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
- Wilson Mizner

8.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
- Wilson Mizner

9.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
- Wilson Mizner

10.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner

11.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
- Wilson Mizner

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