Tom Lehrer Quotes

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Born: April 9, 1928, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Music artist

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
- Tom Lehrer

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
- Tom Lehrer

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.
- Tom Lehrer

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Tom Lehrer

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
- Tom Lehrer

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