Spike Milligan Quotes

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Born: 1918-04-16, Ahmednagar, India
Birth Country: India
Died: Rye, East Sussex, United Kingdom, 2002-02-27

1.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan

2.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Spike Milligan

3.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
- Spike Milligan

4.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan

5.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- Spike Milligan

6.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
- Spike Milligan

7.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
- Spike Milligan

8.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

9.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

10.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

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