Paula Poundstone Quotes

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Born: December 29, 1959, Huntsville, Alabama, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Music artist

1.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone

2.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
- Paula Poundstone

3.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
- Paula Poundstone

4.
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
- Paula Poundstone

5.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
- Paula Poundstone

6.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- Paula Poundstone

7.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
- Paula Poundstone

8.
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
- Paula Poundstone

9.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
- Paula Poundstone

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