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Born: July 9, 1957, Parsons Green, London, England, UK
Birth Country: UK

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who'd spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.
- Paul Merton

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
- Paul Merton

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.
- Paul Merton

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