A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.
Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.