Kinky Friedman Quotes

- Notable Kinky Friedman Quotes Index -

Born: November 1, 1944, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Music artist

1.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Kinky Friedman

2.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
- Kinky Friedman

3.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
- Kinky Friedman

4.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Kinky Friedman

5.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
- Kinky Friedman

6.
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Kinky Friedman

7.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
- Kinky Friedman

8.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

9.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
- Kinky Friedman

10.
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
- Kinky Friedman

11.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
- Kinky Friedman

12.
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
- Kinky Friedman

13.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
- Kinky Friedman

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