Kin Hubbard Quotes

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Born: September 1, 1868, Bellefontaine, Ohio
Birth Country: USA
Died: Indianapolis, December 26, 1930
Occupation: Author

1.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
- Kin Hubbard

2.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
- Kin Hubbard

3.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
- Kin Hubbard

4.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
- Kin Hubbard

5.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
- Kin Hubbard

6.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kin Hubbard

7.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard

8.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

9.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
- Kin Hubbard

10.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
- Kin Hubbard

11.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
- Kin Hubbard

12.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
- Kin Hubbard

13.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
- Kin Hubbard

14.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
- Kin Hubbard

15.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
- Kin Hubbard

16.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
- Kin Hubbard

17.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Kin Hubbard

18.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard

19.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
- Kin Hubbard

20.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
- Kin Hubbard

21.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
- Kin Hubbard

22.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
- Kin Hubbard

23.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- Kin Hubbard

24.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
- Kin Hubbard

25.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
- Kin Hubbard

26.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
- Kin Hubbard

27.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
- Kin Hubbard

28.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
- Kin Hubbard

29.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
- Kin Hubbard

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