Joey Adams Quotes

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Born: January 6, 1911, Brooklyn, New York, USA
Birth Country: USA
Died: New York City, New York, USA, December 2, 1999

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
- Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
- Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
- Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
- Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
- Joey Adams

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