Joe Rogan Quotes

- Notable Joe Rogan Quotes Index -

Born: August 11, 1967, Newark, New Jersey, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Celebrity

1.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
- Joe Rogan

2.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan

3.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
- Joe Rogan

4.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
- Joe Rogan

5.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
- Joe Rogan

6.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
- Joe Rogan

7.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- Joe Rogan

8.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
- Joe Rogan

9.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

10.
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
- Joe Rogan

11.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
- Joe Rogan

12.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
- Joe Rogan

13.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
- Joe Rogan

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