Jay London Quotes

- Notable Jay London Quotes Index -

Born: September 12, 1966, The Bronx, New York, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Actor

1.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
- Jay London

2.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
- Jay London

3.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

4.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
- Jay London

5.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London

6.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
- Jay London

7.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
- Jay London

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