George Burns Quotes

- Notable George Burns Quotes Index -

Born: January 20, 1896, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Country: USA
Died: Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA, March 9, 1996
Occupation: Actor

1.
At my age flowers scare me.
- George Burns

2.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

3.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
- George Burns

4.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

5.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
- George Burns

6.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
- George Burns

7.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- George Burns

8.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

9.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
- George Burns

10.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

11.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- George Burns

12.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
- George Burns

13.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- George Burns

14.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- George Burns

15.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- George Burns

16.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
- George Burns

17.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
- George Burns

18.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- George Burns

19.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns

20.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- George Burns

21.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
- George Burns

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