Evan Esar Quotes

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Born: 1899,
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Died: , 1995
Occupation: Author

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
- Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
- Evan Esar

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
- Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
- Evan Esar

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