Dave Attell Quotes

- Notable Dave Attell Quotes Index -

Born: 1965-01-18, Queens, New York, US, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Comedian, Writer

1.
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
- Dave Attell

2.
I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.
- Dave Attell

3.
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
- Dave Attell

4.
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
- Dave Attell

5.
I never wanted to be famous.
- Dave Attell

6.
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
- Dave Attell

7.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
- Dave Attell

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