Chris Rock Quotes

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Born: February 7, 1965, Andrews, South Carolina, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Comedian

1.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
- Chris Rock

2.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
- Chris Rock

3.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
- Chris Rock

4.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
- Chris Rock

5.
Hollywood's just not funny.
- Chris Rock

6.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
- Chris Rock

7.
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
- Chris Rock

8.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
- Chris Rock

9.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
- Chris Rock

10.
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
- Chris Rock

11.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- Chris Rock

12.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
- Chris Rock

13.
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
- Chris Rock

14.
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
- Chris Rock

15.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- Chris Rock

16.
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
- Chris Rock

17.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- Chris Rock

18.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
- Chris Rock

19.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
- Chris Rock

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