Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.