Bob Hope Quotes

- Notable Bob Hope Quotes Index -

Born: May 29, 1903, Eltham, Woolwich [now in Greenwich], London, England, UK
Birth Country: UK
Died: Toluca Lake, Los Angeles, California, USA, July 27, 2003
Occupation: Boxer, Actor, Comedian, Singer

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
- Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope

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