Bill Watterson Quotes

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Born: July 5, 1958, Washington, D.C., USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Comic strip creator

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
- Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
- Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
- Bill Watterson

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
- Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
- Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
- Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
- Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
- Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
- Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
- Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
- Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
- Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
- Bill Watterson

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