Aziz Ansari Quotes

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Born: February 23, 1983, Columbia, South Carolina, USA
Birth Country: USA
Occupation: Actor

1.
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
- Aziz Ansari

2.
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
- Aziz Ansari

3.
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
- Aziz Ansari

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